A few weeks ago, I tried to be funny. I wrote a post titled, 8 signs that you bought gala with your school fees. From the article, you could actually tell whether you have been paying your dues in school or simply using them to buy Gala.
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Today, I shall be writing another funny post, “12 Signs that your village people don’t want you to go to school” 😀 . Now, if you are facing any of the predicaments I am about to discuss, just know that your village people are following you (lol..).
The following are Signs that your Village People Are Following Up Your Academics…
1. You Failed Class Work And Correction:
If you failed class work and still fail corrections, just know that your village people don’t want you to go to school at all. Uncle Sandra, you need to discover your ministry 😀 😀 😀 .
2. When You Submit Your Question Paper And Go Home With Your Answer Sheet:
If you are in this situation, hmmm… I don’t really have a word for you. Just know that your case is in shiloh 😀 .
3. You Scored Less Than 50 In Jamb:
Jamb is over 400. If you have ever scored less than 50 in Jamb, it means your full community are following you. Please, just kill a goat to appease them 😯 .
4. You Had F Parallel In Waec:
In my recent article on waec series, I explained that it is not possible to have all Fs in waec result. If you have ever had F parallel in waec, it means your village people are sitting on your matter 😀 .
5. Cooking Beans 10 Minutes To Your Exam:
If you have ever attempted to cook beans 10 minutes to your examination, chai, I don’t know what to tell you. Your matter is very serious…
6. You Still Sleep In The Exam Hall:
If you still sleep in the examination hall… It means that there are many village persons you need to appease. They are really following you angrily.
7. When You Copy Someone’s Name In The Hall:
If you have ever copied your neighbours name while cheating in the exam hall, it means your village people are after your brain. You need to meet Apostle Johnson Suleman for revival 😆 .
8. You Only Read A Day To The Exam:
You don’t read unless it is few days to your exam, do you think this is normal? It is time to think twice my brothers and sisters 💡
9. This Is Your 7th Jamb:
If you have written Jamb more than 6 times, it means that your village people are serious about your case. In fact, it seems they have already concluded on your academics 🙂 (lemme go and faint).
10. They Have Held Your Waec Result The Fourth Time:
If waec continues to withhold your result, it means your village people are using your result to wrap Akara… lol.
11. You Have Been Writing Waec For Years:
If you have written waec more than five times, it means your village people are matching after you… 😎
12. Your GPA Is 1.0 On A Scale Of 5.0:
If your GPA cannot even dial a number, hmmm, this one is strong 😎
Bonus:
13. If You Don’t Visit Flashlearners Daily:
Flashlearners.com is here to stay and to guide you in your academics. If you don’t visit flashlearners daily for amazing guide, it means that your village people are on suit and chasing after you (lol).
Read Also: Signs that you bought gala with your school fees
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anonymous says
Hw can I viewmy jamb centre on my email
adekola michael babatunde says
lolzzzzzz i cant help laughing
Jessica says
What are the subject for business administration
Favoured says
U are such a talented young man, thanks for being there.
Vivian says
Interesting
Ajisegiri princess says
My parents are about to kill me with frustration because I have not seen my center and date,i need HELP!!!
Gherzy says
Why ?? . Didn’t you hear that the reprint is on 2nd of April
Joyce Akpan says
Quite hillarious
Isaac Inegbenehi says
lol
ayomikun says
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LIGHT says
THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE
Anonymous says
Lol, dey ar really after you, thanks, just reading one of ur Post for d first tym, lovin it
Olugboye sanmi says
That’s the true
Murphy Royal says
I can’t help but laugh
hajjy indiri says
ur post nah agbawo and oversabi u dey mad
Divine Diamond says
I love dis blog I ve learnt new things here
Joy says
Lol, Its True Sha
Danlami says
Thats true thanks alot.
Bangiz Ajilawa says
Thank sir. Learn many things and i gain with a lots of experinces with the comment you shared
Isaac Inegbenehi says
I am glad you like the article
Favour says
Sir pls i lost the Number i used it creating the gmail for my jamb profile, hw do i go about it??
banjo says
you can do reprint with no active gmail
Tabi Ntui says
I have realy learn more from this your post.
Anonymous says
I’m glad you did
SLIZZ says
WHAT IF U CHANGE UNIVERSITY 3 TIMES IN 5 YEARS
Anonymous says
seriously they are after you
Anonymous says
I swear
Anonymous says
u re just 2 good 4 my liking
Isaac Inegbenehi says
Lol
Okoye Uchechukwu Franklin says
sorry am I allowed to copy dis post
quite hilarious
Oty Emmanuel says
JUst the title alone force me to read the post. I will copy your style. Nice post.
Gilbert Daniel says
Even me too
Daniel says
The title is very captivating. I found it on your timeline and i checked it out. Commenting from nairascholars.com
Isaac Inegbenehi says
Thanks Daniel
Soneye Saheed says
Funny but true. Immediately I saw the link you shared on your timeline with the funny title, I can’t help but just check it up.
Isaac Inegbenehi says
Thanks Saheed
Soneye Saheed says
You’re welcome.